Give me some money. PLEASE?

Give me some money. PLEASE?

                                                                                     -Edida Meher Manish

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A bearded man with cool sunglases was driving a bike without a helmet. A police chief named Vikram Sethi saw  the man and caught him. The bearded man started begging the police to leave him.

“Police Saheb ji mujhe chod dijiye.”(Sir please leave me)

Vikram said, “Tum bas tin mahine jail me raina. Uske ke bad me tumhe chod duga.”(You stay in the jail for only 3 months. Then I will leave you)

“Aisa mut boliye. Or koyi rasta nahi he kya.”(Don’t say like that. Is there no other way.)

“Or koyi rasta? Soch raha hue.” (Another way? I am thinking)

After a minute of thinking Vikram said, “Ek rasta to he.” (One way is there)

“Kaisa rasta?”(Which way)

“Bhai, mujhe bus todha sa cut chahiye”(Brother, I only want  some money)

“Kitna?”(How much)

“Bus  800 rupiye.” (Only 800 rupees)

“Itna jada?”(So much)

“Jail se to behter hai ya nahi?”(Much better than jail or not)

“Thic he.”(Okay)

The bearded man gave the money and went his way.

After 2 days...

“Vikram Sahab ji, Apko S.P.(Superintendent of police) ji police station me ane ka aadesh diya he.”(Vikram sir,  S.P. has gave order to you to come to the police station)

Vikram went to the police station. There the S.P. was sitting with bearded man, who Vikram had stopped for not wearing an helmet.

“Excuse me Sir, why did you call me?”, said Vikram

S.P. said, “You are resigning.”

“Why sir.”

“Do you know who this man is?”

“No sir.”

“Don’t you know him you lier. He is the man by who you had asked 800 rupees instead of putting him in the jail.”

“Year....”

“His name is Rajiv Khana. Do you know who he is?”

“What.? Is he the Home minister? But when saw him the T.V. he had no beard”

The bearded man suddenly hold out his beards and tore them. The beards were artificial.

The man said, “Now do you recognise me?”

Vikram said, “Yes.”

“I wanted to catch the corrupt police and I had planned all this with the S.P. who I found that he is not corrupt but a man with honesty and good virtues. I hope more polices will be like him. Then only India will free from corruption and will become a rich country”